Purple Light: 'How the Ocean became the Sky'

 

As word began to get around that Super Neon was faster than the fastest fastness; even faster than purple light, father sky began to wonder.  Father sky (who was in fact a silly man) wondered it could be true and thought that he would have some fun and find out.  Unfortunately, this would be father sky's last day as the beautiful blue sky god of planet Earth! Dang! :P  Here's how it all went down! Peering across the surface of Mother Gaia with a birds eye view, Father Sky zoomed in on Super Neon finding him joyfully prancing from tropical tree top to tree-top in the Coconut Jungle  of Rainforest Island.  Now is my chance! Father Sky thought to himself.  Just that moment (or perhaps just in the previous moment), Father Sky threw a powerful white lightning bolt down and towards Neon with the force of an Elk Goddess!  Slicing through the atmosphere and birthing booming thunderbombs, the bolt blitzed towards Neon's backside at dizzying speeds.  Super Fast! So Super Fast that its movement was to wispy to witness.  Faster than the hand and faster than the eye! Too fast for anyone in the world to witness in fact! Even so, this encounter was assuredly reliably relayed to me by a quick witted and relatively close relative of mine, and yours to i suppose.  So now, tripping from tree top to tree top, Neon noticed not the thunderous thunderbombs that were yet to be audible; but, a quite nonsensical anomaly as it approached he!  Why would a lightning bolt dare to bare witness upon my back ass he chuckled chardently!  Chartreuse is a colour he whispered to a coco flavored monkey.  That's not how you spell 'color' the monkey whispered back.  Neon's quite Neon reply was in fact what i am about to mention to you.  Neon's reply was actually: 'Saying is not spelling silly', 'and why do you smell like coconuts?' he added. But before Coco Moko could think of something clever to say, Neon was already a full light second a way, and that is kinda far.  At least too far for a whisper to catch and ear and hold a deer.  So just as Coco Moko went back into his old  buddhist style meditation which was actually kinda played out in this point in time, Neon triple dipple lutz spint around and caught the Buster Ass lightning bolt just as it began to light up the back ass.  That ass was saved by a quick hand indeed.  A hand faster than a prairie wagon, faster than  purple light and just about anything else you can imagine! 

  Spin spin spin like a lasso, Neon spun the bolt around his head; Father Sky as well began to vortex like Hicks, manifesting miracles, munchkins and monsoons  above the golden head of Neon.  Father sky, clouds and all spun faster and faster and faster and faster and faster  sky high above the Coconut Jungle.  Then, at once Neon released the bolt as it hounded out of his hands. Up, up up and into the ... sky...  Well not the sky, but into outer space!!! Yes, space was the place! Yep, this is how our beautifully blue, yet apparently too overtly mischievous sky was given the boot! Yep, all replayed in slo-mo,  Neon had thrown the slow bolt & silly Sky into outer space 9.  But wait, ZOOM!! BOOOM!!! KAZAKOOOMPOW!!  Father sky seemed to smash right into the Mama Moon!  Upon this convergence, Father sky somehow disintegrated into a gazillion!!!  No, a handful of stardust.  As that rainbow stardust floated back down to Gaia, it was intercepted by a hungry Pegasis - which is some kind of flying unicorn I am told: and eaten for lack of breatharianism.  Okay, so father sky was eaten by a cartoon, the Ocean sucked up into the sky and we all turned into Dolphins, crabs and other friendly fish and awesome aquatics..

The Begining!

Editor's Note: If you are unfamiliar with my use of the word chardently above, perhaps thats because i made it up!! :P

<3 Neon